[Update Your Profile] New Funny Female Online Dating Profile Examples

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What has your online dating profile done for you lately?

**Crickets**

That’s the response you get.

Nothing.

And how about those emails?

Not much better, just the usual boring, generic messages like, “I hope you don’t mind me saying you have a cute smile. I love your profile. Hope to hear from you soon.”

You’re a pretty woman in your 30s or 40s, successful, available, looking for a genuine relationship with men who want the same.

Instead, you receive emails from the 60-year-old creepers who copy and paste the same message to 50 girls half their age.

The Same Old Online Dating Profile…but no success attracting quality men

“I heard people have lots of online dating profile success. What gives? I feel like the dating sites take advantage of me, vacuum up my money and run,” you think to yourself.

“I researched everything I’m supposed to do:

• Fun, cute, real-life pics
• Bio that expresses how active, trendy and unique I am
• Reached out to men with same dating goals and interests

…and nothing…

No interesting guy ever writes me. Just the creepy horn balls.”

Well, first of all, is it finally to take advice from a professional dating coach to write the kind of online dating profile that gets results?

Results that attract more men, higher-quality of men and to get them to do what you want? Click here for info on how to master the art of writing successful dating profiles,

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QUESTION

How do you find online dating success?

ANSWER

Attract quality men by learning to write clever online dating profiles.

If a man does not find you physically attractive in your photos, no creative writing will entice him enough to contact you, but with all things equal your ability to write effective online dating profiles could set you apart from the crowd.

The techniques in this post alone how to craft creative, attention-getting profile headlines and descriptions will get you instant results to begin to receive more replies from interesting men.

HOWEVER, if you would like more comprehensive training on how to design eye-catching online profiles including what your photos tell men, how to reply when attractive men write and what to write in your descriptions to attract quality men and not creepers then I highly recommend you learn from the pro on this subject dating coach for women Evan Marc Katz. Watch his short video on “How to Find the One Online”

You can also Download my free PDF “10 Creative Female Online Dating Profile Examples” to start learning how to stand out from the crowd and increase responses from quality men online. [Click Here] to download your free copy.

You could take many approaches so let’s just choose one that will work.

Today let’s look at creativity and humor.

Funny Female Online Dating Profile Examples…that capture attention and describe you through humorous stories

Well-known online dating coach Evan Marc Katz shares in his audio/eBook transcript, “Finding the One Online” of the importance of creating a unique profile which highlights you over the competition.

He explains that the goal of writing clever online dating profiles is to make it easier for someone to write you their first email.

Men learn more about you and the details you craft provide them material to work they know how to respond to.

He claims the profile writing techniques he teaches in his eBook have resulted in 100+ emails in ONE SINGLE DAY for some of his female clients.

Evan’s team designed a new clever online dating profile for one of his male clients who then received responses from women who previously had rejected him.

Evan Marc Katz’ Secret?

To craft a funny female online dating profile he says swap boring, overused adjectives for stories unique and personal to only you. (page 72 of “Finding the One Online” audio transcript)

Swap boring, overused adjectives for stories unique and personal to only you.

Profile of Caring Woman

So if you want to portray that you are a caring person who would treat a man special check this one out:

Instead of the ordinary duds which spew the same regurgitated lists, “I am nice, caring, smart…” which would even put your biggest fan, your mom to sleep try something witty and cute like, “I’d feed you grapes and eye drop chicken soup in your mouth while you lay sick on the couch until you felt better.”

That quick, one-liner describes how caring you are in a humorous way without actually using the adjective, “caring”, which is where 99% of all online dating profiles fail.

Stories told in one line grab men’s attention quickly and tell the kind of person they should expect while dating you with details which describe specific places and circumstances.

Profile of Energetic, Caring and Animal-loving Woman

Want to highlight multiple strengths about yourself? Combine personal aspects again through one-line stories like:

“I’d juggle burning bowling pins with one hand behind my back while riding a unicycle to raise money to cure your ill golden retriever.”

Adventurous Traveler Profile 

You love to travel the world and you want to date a man who wants the same?

Great! Don’t write the typical, “…and I love to travel. I love Australia. I’ve been there 10 times.”

Instead try, “I once hand-glided over Port Phillip Bay in Melbourne, Australia dressed in my Superwoman costume.”

Goofy, adventurous world traveler! Yes!

If you want to meet men who appreciate a woman with a sense of humor who wish to travel the world then you’re their type of woman and YES they WILL contact you.

Don’t Tell…Instead Show

Evan Marc Katz teaches these techniques in his audio/audio transcript of Finding the One Online. In fact, jump right to the section in the transcript on page 73.

Don’t tell men who you are, show them who you are.

Do you like it when the movie studios self-promote themselves in trailers claiming, “Best Move in Decades”? No, right?

Don’t make the same mistake that thousands of online daters do.

Dig deeper. Paint a vivid, eye-popping, can’t-take-your-eyes-off picture in the men’s head who scan through hundreds of female profiles a week.

Yes, the idiots will contact you too. Ignore them.

The quality men you’ve visualized in your head for a very long time will also contact you. BUT you MUST learn the online dating profile writing techniques that will set you apart from the other women who posted equally physically attractive pictures as you.

[UPDATE YOUR PROFILE] 10 MORE EYE-CATCHING Female Online Dating Profile Examples…to entice quality men to write you today

Clever online dating profiles will get quality man to email you more.

Consider how to add life to a typical, boring statement. Consider these conversions.

1. “I like dining out”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “I’d snap piles of snow crab legs in half, dip the meat in warm, melted butter, while sipping a 5 oz glass of Chardonnay every Friday if I could.”- Melissa

2. “Love spontaneous trips”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “One day I’ll rush straight to the airport with one carry-on luggage, point towards the departing flights board with eyes shut and fly off to wherever my finger stops.”– Janet

3. “I’ve seen over 100 romantic movies in the last year.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒  “99 percent chance my rose, red lipsticked lips would plant themselves on your left cheek in the middle of a dark theater if you took me to a romantic movie next Friday.”- Liz

4. “I’m very loving and caring.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “I once handed over all the lunch money from my pocket to an elderly homeless man in downtown LA.”- Jennifer

5. “I’m goal-oriented, artistic, caring and love dogs.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “I’m on target to raise $20,000 this year with my painted, dog portraits for the local dog shelter on 123 Main St.”- Barbara

6. “I want a loving, romantic boyfriend.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒  “Let’s just say if you showed up at my door smiling ear-to-ear, soaking wet,  from the rain with a single, bent over, red rose in hand, I’d probably wrap my arms around you, grab you by the hair and plant my lips on yours.”- Mariana

7. “I love instrumental concerts.”  

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “Yes, sure a romantic, candlelit dinner with a sizzling, 12 oz. NY Strip steak accompanied with garlic butter fries sounds enticing, but I’d rather get lost with you at the Dr. Phillips Performing Arts Center during a classic piano musical concert.”- Kelly

8. “I consider myself an outdoors lady.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒“Yes, I love cuddling on the couch watching action movies, but I’d rather rough ride it through the back woods trails along a river on a mountain bike.”- Jill

9. “My favorite trip ever was to San Francisco.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “Seeing the Golden Gate Bridge on TV is one thing, but last August I rented a bike and felt the brisk Pacific Ocean breeze brush my face as I peddled across it. A dream come true.”- Kate

10. “I find men in suits sexy.”

UPDATED VERSION ⇒ “Casual weekends in a hoodie is cute, but what buckles my knees and makes them tremble in excitement is my man tucked in a pressed, snug-fit, black suit with black tie and shiny polished laced leather shoes.”

Evan Marc Katz Finding the One Online Gets Women Like You Results

As you may know Evan Marc Katz leads the pack in female online dating coaches. He started in the dating world as a profile writer for JDate and now runs his own multi-million dollar company with over 9 million readers to his blog.

Yet, despite the busy schedule he finds time to provide personal coaching to women all over the planet.

For now you can start with his download audio/transcript package Finding the One Online.

For a sample of the results you could expect creating more funny online dating profiles check out what these men wrote to the women who bought Finding the One Online.

“I must say that your profile was the best I have ever read. Have you thought of writing as another occupation? I also like riding down the road with the music as loud as possible, working in the dirt, and PB&J sandwiches. Although I quit doing the one-arm handstands on my bike; you are quite welcome to continue and I’ll be glad to stand by to pick you up and apply the neosporin. Anyway, in short; I really loved your profile. Hope you enjoy your evening.”
Roger – Williamston, NC

“Ok that is the most fantastic profile written ever…do you really exist?? Are you an oasis in a sandstorm? You define what every normal man should aspire in a companion/woman…Good Luck in your safari on here.”
Eddie – Dacula, GA

“You had me at the sharing the crackerjack prize but did you have to go all the way to the heart with the dog rescue? You are a treasure, no doubt about it.”
Bob – Houston, TX

Learn How to Increase the Quantity of Email Responses from Quality Men

If you’d like to learn the techniques Evan Marc Katz teaches to liven up your online dating profile to attract quality men to email you then check out what he includes in his Finding the One Online package.

If this sounds useful, but you’d like a sneak peak at the eBook, then read my review of Finding the One Online here.

Click here to find out why tens of thousands of women flock to Evan for advice on how to increase the quantity of quality men responses to their newly rewritten clever online dating profile.

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